Fraidel's First Class

Executive Summary

Highly prestigious and undeniably better than you. Specializes in turning a casual conversation into a masterclass on why her standards are simply higher. Graduated top of her class at Beis Rivkah High School in the highly competitive field of Judging Other People's Outfits.

Professional Experience

Senior Director of BeReal Operations (2022 – Present)

• Maintains a 100% success rate of posting exactly on time, regardless of the physical danger or social inappropriate-ness of the situation.
• Notable Achievement: Once stopped a moving vehicle in the middle of a busy intersection just to capture a BeReal from the perfect "I'm so spontaneous" angle.
• Notable Incident: Dropped an entire tray of kosher chicken at a Shabbos meal because the BeReal notification went off and her hands were needed for more important matters.

Chief Snobbery Consultant, Beis Rivkah Elite (2020 – Present)

• Refused to drink tap water for three consecutive years unless it was poured from a crystal pitcher.
• Successfully reminded everyone in a 5-mile radius that "I'm the best, better than the rest" on a daily basis.

References

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